According to Back to the Future
By 2015, you will be able to get a hoverboard. If I don’t see a hoverboard in 4 years, I’m gonna punch someone.
So let me just say...
The Universe likes to make my life into its own personal little joke, as anyone who knows me could tell you. It likes to throw people I don’t want to see into awkward social interaction with me, especially love interests or ex-love interests or both at the same time, obviously my favorite thing. But let me tell you, Universe, the past few days you’ve really out done yourself. Having...
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind...– J.D. Salinger (via aeloquence)